Windswept and Blonde......

At Last!!!!!....
Hurray, Hurray, im blonde!!!....LOL
Okay, so I went to hairdressers today to be honest, I had not other choice after the last 48hrs antics...so I gave in and asked for professional help, and Thank god, Im now no longer a Helicopter Landing pad....see yesterdays blip...
3 hours it took to right my wrongs, 3 hours!!!...but it was well worth it!!!...although my purse strings are well and truly violated.....

Anyway, while in the hairdressers, I mentioned my mum, and how if she knew any of this was going on, she would say...I prefer you brown, why do you want to go and do that??....your hair is Far too dark and has Far too much red in it to go blond, you'll end up yellow again and ruin your hair!!!!...okay, so she is a hairdresser and knows better, but she is also in Ireland!!!.....

Anyway, "I got to thinking, like I do.....

What other advice are we given, that we know we should heed, but never in our wildest dreams are we going to?????........
1...Dont buy shoes you can't walk in.....lol...yeah right...maybe I can't actually walk, but when I'm standing or sitting, they look Soooo good!!!
2...Be careful its hot....oops, surely an invitation to grab the object, usually a plate...dont try and tell me you've never done it!!!
3...Never put off until tomorrow what can be done today....okay, very very true...but maybe its an avoidance tactic in itself!!!
4..."Handwash Only"Laundry roulette is my way of thinking...
5...Clean up Red wine with White wine...yeah right...and waste the white as well???....I think not!!!
6...Wear sexy lingerie even if you're not wanting to impress, or by yourself...yeah right...at the price they cost???...lol...ill save them for when Scott is home...lol
7...Think before you speak.....i'd never open my mouth again...lol
8...Dont eat carbs after 6pm...OMG....what about drink induced munchies then???..not to mention Pizza...
9...Never cut your own fringe...not to mention dying your hair either..lol...it WILL all end in tears...
10...Live every day like it is your last...if I did that, I would end up skint-er, fired or in jail.... although, at least I'm able to say Ive achieved all of the above in the process !!!

"I see it all perfectly; there are two possible situations - one can either do this or that. My honest opinion is this: Do it or Don't do it - You will regret both
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