Fish Tale

Groan. But I couldn't resist.

It was my turn to do dad's weekly food shop, which took me to Portobello's best fishmonger for some of their famous hot smoked salmon and a blip of this young man. Bossman's nose was put out of joint, and he rather snippily asked if I could do those soft focus tricks to get rid of the lad's blemishes, and make him look more handsome. Of course I can, I said, and I can add hair to make bald men look younger too.

I suspect I've just alienated half my regulars. 
I feel a wave of unfollowing coming on.

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