If I just stay here.....

I believe the human who writes on here describes me as "His Lordship" Well I've taken over his blip today.

If I just sit here behind this curtain I'll be able to stay in the warm house all day while the humans go to work.

If I sit here and sleep the sun will keep me warm. I just have to be careful I don't fall off the window ledge.

If I just keep one ear open I can nip out when a human arrives home and run up to them to make it look like I've been out all day...

Oh no! I've been spotted. He thinks because the sun is shining now it's going to be lovely all day.

Bit it's going to rain later. We cats know these things.

Ahh well, nothing I can do about it now. He will put me outside for the day.

I'll just make him feel guilty when he gets in from work.

Footnote from Brian: he did