GIVE IT A MINUTE (OR FIVE) BEFORE YOU GO IN THERE.

NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED OR EASILY OFFENDED... ;)

Shit for Britain last night!

Talk about ring stinger!

Was worse than giving birth...

Sat on the loo for about 10 mins while it poured from me!

Managed to crawl back to bed but five minutes later had a repeat performance!

Dragged myself back to bed like I'd just been thrown from a horse...

Thought my colon was gonna follow through!

Am ok today tho :))

WELL I DID WARN YOU!



JUST BACK FROM WORK AND THINGS GOT EVEN SH*TTIER...

SEPERATED A FIGHT IN THE PLAYGROUND TODAY FOR 1 BOY 'N' TO GIVE A LAST KICK WHICH CAUGHT ME RIGHT ON THE HAND. TOLD HIM HE'D KICKED ME AND HE YELLED 'SO FUCK'. TOLD HIM TO GO TO THE STAIR (TIME OUT AREA) AND HE REPLIED 'FUCK OFF YOU FUCKIN COW', THEN HE LEFT THE PLAYGROUND.

REPORTED IT -DETENTION ALL WEEK (SNIGGER)

THEN LATER 3 LITTLE SH*TS THOUGHT IT FUNNY TO STAND BEHIND ME GIVING ME THE FINGER... SOMEONE GRASSED THEM AND THEY WERE REPORTED TOO...

THEN IN THE LINE TO GO BACK TO THIER CLASS, I TRIED TO SETTLE AN ARGUMENT TO GET CALLED A FAT BITCH WHEN I WALKED AWAY (LESS OF THE FAT THANX) WILL SEE THAT LITTLE SH*T TOMORROW...