Tender

Song

I'd get a different reaction if I'd called it 'The Slap'.
And you've no idea how much I want to straighten that lampshade.

I was there to meet up with a photography lecturer, to pick his brains about full-time college courses. I think we might have concocted a cunning plan, but it will require me to blag my way through an interview, pretending that I actually know what an f-stop is. And apparently it won't be enough to say I haven't a clue, but I do very good banter. Uncharacteristically, I'll shut up about it for now in case it falls through and I don't get to be Annie Leibovitz after all.