Does my bum look big in this?

Camera club outing today, four of us went to the Photography Show at Birmingham's NEC. Had a great day out with Lorna, Tim and Stuart but not too many photo ops as it was difficult to get close. 
Too many big guys with long lenses. 
The show seemed to be aimed mainly at the professional photographer with lots of info on wedding and baby photography with a HUGE array of photo books, which seem to be replacing albums in popularity. 
"Marilyn" was modelling on the Hasselblad stand but if you were a common-or-garden Nikon or Canon user there was no chance of a close-up.