Sorry to burst your bubble

Oh, I'm so not.

May I be permitted a rant, just a little one?

Yes? Oh thank you so much. Here goes ......

So I'm in the male changing room at the gym having just finished my 10km row and there's a young man sitting on the bench near my locker, fully dressed and with a smartphone in his hands. Now I don't know about anyone else, but for me, someone in a changing room showing no inclination to get changed themselves and holding a smartphone which is of course also a camera, rouses suspicion. As if that wasn't bad enough, he was chewing gum and blowing bubbles. Fine for a 4 year old, but a grown man; really?

Anyway, I stood in front of him, dropped my towel and bent down to pick it up. He soon moved on.