These Are Not My Husband's Lips

Mr Down in the Dip went shopping today. He came back with an exotic fruit. We think that's what it was, or maybe it was one of the muppets, a man without his false teeth in or the plant from a Little Shop of Horrors. It tasted pretty bad, it makes your mouth pucker up just like the fruit.

Alternatively Mr down in the Dip says he has just swallowed a leprechaun head first and this is all that was left.