Milk Round

No 1 told me she was being paid for a milk round in town this afternoon (after her Advanced Higher Physics exam) 

Who was I to complain.  A sensible job, ethical, and a service to the community.

It couldn't be further from the truth.  No 1 and her friend were paid £20 to hand out leaflets and sweatshirts for MILK.  An Edinburgh night club were having a milk shake promotion - Oreo Milk shake with Tequila...that sort of thing.  

I doubt it was what Ernie (the fastest milkman in the west) had in mind.

Tonight they are heading out for a mid week milk shake on the dance floor (oh to be THAT young and enthusiastic at this time of night!).

Keep Safe No1.