Promises, promises - decision time.

Well, tomorrow looms, the day on which we Brits must decide on our political fate. I think that I have finally decided which way to jump, I shall vote for the Monster Raving Haggis Party. They have so very much to offer, including a triple lock promise of a free deep-fried Mars Bar every Friday for all us pensioners, free schooling at Gordonstoun for the grandchildren of those who vote for them, pension increases linked to MPs' salaries or to their expenses whichever is the higher, and free first class air travel. Beat that, Cameron, Miliband, Clegg, Sturgeon, Farage and the rest of you also-rans!