Number 10

"No Cleggy you cannot just invite yourself over for dinner when you want anymore, go find a friend to purr at"

A long but very interesting day. As I have an A-Level in Politics (...) I consider myself able to advise a day of many surprises, celebrations and the odd disappointment here or there. Chuffed for Elbows, disappointed for Cleggy and for our out going MP but delighted, whoever anyone favours, for a stable government for our country and economy.

Roll on 2020 as it was very very interesting. You never know - I may even stand as a local MP. My first policy? Mandatory pizza eating on the hour every hour closely followed by no blips of flowers...