Captain Morgan's Revenge

Evening all,

Last night, my friend and i entertained Captain Morgan and his close personal friend Coke Zero until the sun came up.

Captain Morgan is a dubious friend however, and just when you are lulled into the false security of good cheer and Bonhommie, he exacts the heinous turncoat revenge of forcing you to yodel in the porcelain canyon, a tribute which my friend fell foul of three times.

I, made of sterner stuff, simply fell.

Tonight, we swore off the drink and swore on respectibility and sensible shoes....

So this is a quick blip of SIL (the most sensible one of our party) abandoning her oxygen and her sensibilities and making an attempt to break the world record for After Eight eating without using your hands.

We also attempted the Malteaser and Ferrero Rocher earting challenges, sadly no records were broken, only someone's crown.

Last night after a half bottle of Rum i felt fine, now, with no alcohol but a stomach full of After Eights,Fererro Rocher and crisps and Malteasers, i feel decidely ropey indeed.

Captain Morgan has had his revenge....

night all


Alestorm