Somewhere over the rainbow....

....there's a house where exams are miraculously passed without endless revision, washing up does itself, teenagers never get grumpy with their parents, and no bills ever arrive, the bank accounts remain healthy even after all the school trips, clothes, sports kit and copious amount of groceries have been purchased. There's always a G&T available, the beds are comfortable and no mum ever lies awake worrying in the early hours. Anyone know where that is - because I want to go there...