Fight night: Rafi vs Dad

It's become a regular thing for me and my dad to have a bit of rough and tumble. Let's face the facts he's a 53 year old man and I'm 15. I look really disgruntled in this, I think he just breathed in my face! My signature move is tickling my dads armpits. He hates it!

Today it was my dogs birthday (Teddy), he was 8. It's always a laugh watching him open his presents, he rips in to them with his teeth! Horse riding was disappointing today... I think it's partly because they still sidewalk me. Also, I went to the shop with my bro Luke. Just for a few bits n bobs. I bought these gherkins but they looked like big poos in fishy brine. To be honest I don't know why I bought them, I was desperate!

Did you hear about the Egyptian who refused to accept that he'd fallen in the river? He was in de Nile