Going to the movies

Me, my mum and my sister went to the cinema today to watch the new mad max film.

It's not the sort of film where you have to follow it. There's no story line really. Great for me because I forget the plot if it's a long complicated film.


When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me.

After a while, my mum said, "Just use a spoon, Mike. You're not a Jedi."