Nigella

I am intrinsically too lazy to tidy up, dust, clean, etc regularly. I often dream of getting a cleaner. Instead, I do nothing for a few weeks and then have a blitz, after which I promise that I will clean little and often. Which of course, I don't. But I have a plan...I am going to train Amelia and pay her to do it for me. She did the living room today, I paid her the princely sum of £3.75 for her services. Brilliant.

And before you accuse me of sexism, I offered Ben the job, he turned me down flat.