Slippery when wet.....

So, I'm still t work as I'm sure you can tell...hehe....I'm flamin well exhausted...this is my 9th day on without a break, but I'm off tomorrow and Friday so all is good!!!
Tonight was a highly stressful night as one of the partners, who is also the main owners son was in for dinner with 6 of his friends....but thankfully he wasn't that difficult high maintenance, so it went well.
I saw this sign in the kitchen, and for some reason it always makes me laugh....the dude looks like he's breakdancing rather than slipping!!!!

Anyway, I got to thinking.....

What else do we slip on????
1...banana skins....
2...something comfortable....quote our night porter Jim ...
3...ice....
4...my tongue....quote my mum when I say something I shouldnt....lol
5...the wet floor....
6...newly polished stairs.....eeek
7...mushrooms....?...eh???...the chefs contribution
8...a glistening knife edge....ask a silk scarf......the bodyguard...
9...an ironing board when used as a surf board.....ask a former guest at my last hotel....lol....much fun...
10...oil....especially when walking at great speed with a tub of open tomato sauce....you can imagine the end result......lol.....DON'T ask me....hehehe

" The beautiful thing about when you go through a slide is that you learn from it. Not just saying that you learn from it, but applying the things that you have learned "
kevin garnett