What sort of tree????

So, I was in my garden today an I spied this tree.....I've seen it many times, and keep meaning to blip, so eventually here it is.
What a bizarre tree it is, as it is totally taken over with ivy.....is there such a thing as an ivy tree????

Anyway, whilst looking at this tree in disguise, "I got to thinking"....

What other things are disguised as something else???......
1...that very inviting and brightly coloured chilli...which will probably blow your head off...or in my case, severly dissappoint me...
2...that freaking well annoying diner, who will demand so much, drive you mad with questions, and then turn out to be the undercover AA inspector...it happened to me...though thankfully we passed
3...a bikini wax....seems so appealing at the time, but will hurt so flipping much and cause you to almost murderslap the beautician...
4...the lovely pear cider that I'm drinking just now,....it will cause me so so much indigestion later, I may very well believe I'm dying, and it was really the angel of death!!!...ok I exaggerate, but it's true...lol....
5...vegetable pasta soup.....seems harmless, until I have a mouthful....chow down on the veg....and find a stonking piece of chicken.....some of you say that may be nice, but meat makes me very ill, so in my case not so good!!!!
6...that lovely little dog, wagging its tail....until u go to pet it, and it bites you....
7...the mc Donald's apple pie....yum yum....until you bit into it and it scalds your chin as the contents squirt out the sides of the pie!!!!!
8...a simple innocent tissue....that you forget to take out of your jeans....one cycle in the washing machine, and carnage follows....especially if it's a dark wash...
9...that simple game of bingo....that ends up causing much frustration and numerous nervous breakdowns as you "sweat" for that last winning number...
10...that one silly mistake....everyone makes them right????....unendingly disguised as regret, saddness and forever heartbreak....

"We are only falsehood, duplicity, contradiction; we both conceal and disguise ourselves from ourselves"
blaise pascal