Lavender's Green, Lavender's Blue

When I am King, well, there would be such a lot to do. Firstly I would issue an edict to stop the hundred sparrows that nest in our barn from coming over to our gate and doing daily latrine training!  Then I would stop the fruit flies from dive bombing my wine every time I top up my glass.  Finally, I would invite everyone in the world, all colours, all religions (and no religion), all genders and all shades of love, all ages and all views over for wine (or no wine), and barbecue (or vegetarian/vegan substitute)!