Murphy's Law

So, the Murphmeister is back to stay for a few days, so I'm afraid this blip is going to be mega short......

So, " I got to thinking "......quickly......

What are Murphys rules of friendship???.......
1...Smile at me... Ill wag my tail...
2...Offer me food.. Ill wag my tail...
3...Pet me.. Ill wag my tail...
4...Talk jibberish...utter sh*t.. Ill wag my tail...
5...Tell me I've been bad.. Ill wag my tail...
6...Let me sniff your bum.. Ill wag my tail...
7...I let YOU sniff MY bum... Ill wag my tail...
8...Cuddle me... Ill wag my tail...
9...Throw me a ball..Ill wag my tail ...
10...Do ANYTHING to me...Ill wag my tail...

" I really adore you desperately, unconditionally........but honestly have no single idea what the hell you are saying........ maybe you're drunk????......lol
mc