All in a days work.....

So, I am just in the door from another crazy day at work.....42 Lunches, a surprise 5 course birthday meal for 20, afternoon tea for 15, and a wedding for 100 plus 40 evening guests....Im not too sure if I am at an advantage or not yet, but thankfully i managed to finish at 11 as I am on breakfasts tomorrow at 7am.

Anyway, I arrived home to what you see before you....Scott has been accompanying end of year exams for the past 3 weeks, and these are a few of the thank you gifts he received from pupils this week.....Even nicer for me is that he doesn't actually drink wine, so a few sore heads are definitely on the cards for me....lol

So, for those of you that are avid followers of my Blips, will be aware that somewhere along my lists of 10, I was challenged by Bru to do a List of 10 things you do when you're drunk, which seem totally acceptable at the time..... AND, me not being one to shy away from a challenge..... "Got to thinking ".........

What things do we do whilst intoxicated, and seem perfectly acceptable, are really SSOOOOO NOTTTT??????.....
1...Make out with a stranger......hahahaha...what is it about the phrase "Beer googles" that we rely on so very much, to an inch of our lives when sober again?????....lol....weve all done it at one stage in our lives....
2...Become best friends with complete strangers, usually whilst in the toilets, and actually hug them with all our being, promising to remain friends forever, because we love them so so very very much.......
3...Smoke....hehehe...I can see all you non smokers nodding in agreement...hehehehe...
4...Argue with everybody and anybody....because we know 100% that we are totally and utterly right, and nobody is going to tell us any different.......not even you, or even ourselves, as by this stage we've even started arguing with ourselves....lol
5...Chat up the bar man....lol...this is always one that gets me....especially as a bar person......watching people drool and swoon over the guy serving us the drinks just because they now hold and supply us with the nectar, the alcohol fuelling us........lol....please also relate back to number 1....
6...wrap ypurself in clingfilm, tin foil, toilet paper.....in fact anything there is.....a great friend of mine called Damon used to do this on a regular basis..... wait a minute though, sometimes he didn't even have to be drunk in order to do this....lol...
7...Go on a drink stealing frenzy.......we all have done this as well.....we have no money and no drink....I know, we will just lift the nearest one to us, and then believe wholeheartedly that it is definitely ours in the first place and how dare anyone tell us different........lol
8...Gatecrash any party, wedding or private quiet get together within a 3 mile radius....within 10 minutes, they will be our best friend anyway, as a wee trip to the bathroom will lead back to number 2.......lol
9...Stop all traffic travelling both ways on the whole of Union street.....this is what again my friend Damon did on more than 1 occasion, even managing to redirect the Police themselves, though only briefly.....dont forget by the way that being drunk means that we are absolutely the best at no matter what we are doing, whether we have ever done it before.....be it dancing, singing, anything....lol
10...Adopt a traffic cone, bring it home, give it a bath, christen it Englebert and stick a light under it.....Just because it needed a good home.......hehehehehehe

" Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut! "
c. scribner jnr