Inclement

A wee bit of rain. No problem to us northern European types. It takes more than that to keep us off the sunbeds.

A rest day for us all today, time to catch breath, recharge and plan out the next theme park hit. Samantha and I headed out for groceries whilst the weans played around the pool, then decided to take the scenic route back. Wandered around the local roads until we ended up down some dusty backwater totally disorientated, thinking I'd been driving north when we'd actually been heading south for an hour. Gave up trying to navigate by the stores and let the sat-nav guide us back.

In the afternoon, whilst everyone else abandoned the loungers during the thunder and lightning, we continued reading National Enquirer, drinking Bud and white wine spritzers from plastic cups and being asked to vacate the spa for the fear of being frazzled by a lightning bolt. Rookie Redneck level achieved.