My Ball Version X.0

It has been a long time since we blipped my ball, I think, and since it is one of my most priced possessions, it is about time we do it again. In my opinion, that is. Mum argues that to people, a ball is a ball, not very exciting.

But think of how it flies, I say, when thrown really hard, how it bounces, and how fun it is to chase it, to catch it in the air and run with it at top speed! Think of how many treats it earns me playing Fetch! Think of how it carries all sorts of intriguing smells, how it can be chewed and the yellow fabric be ripped away, thread by thread, during hours of chillaxing if you just let me! Think about the joy and anticipation that fill me every time I see it!

OK, then. She said. Let's blip your ball.