What happened today was.....................

I went for my afternoon walk on 'Porth Kidney Sands'. It was a gloriously hot sunny day here in St Ives. I had a fantastic time playing with my bouncy ball that I found yesterday.

Until................. I decided to roll in a load of seaweed. It was great - it made me all stinky. And then I couldn't get it off?!!!!! Ann said, 'Stupid collie, you'd better lie down and be blipped'. So I did! 'Cos I thought she'd 'unravel' me?!

She didn't! She made me walk all the way back to the car looking like this. Everyone else on the beach was looking at me and laughing.

Ann says it serves me right.

......................She says, collies who voluntarily make themselves stinky, deserve to be humiliated??!!

....................And I thought she loved me??!!