Who Wants Their Teeth Done By The Marquis De Sade?

I suggest that, unless you like having your cheeks prodded and your ears tugged during dental procedures, you give Arthur's orthodontic surgery a miss. A fun evening at Kidzania. As well as being a dentist, Arthur also passed his driving test and rented a car, drove a Hanshin train, piloted an A.N.A. airliner and extinguished the fire in a burning building when he worked as a fireman. Crikey! All that work and he only earned enough money to buy a paper clip! Slave labour, I call it.

The Dentist Song