Try saying that...

when you have had a few drinks.

Roy's appointment for this morning to have the nasal splints taken out.  The Dr was running 40 minutes late, she had had an emergency to deal with, and she was very apologetic.

The procedure this morning was not as traumatic as two weeks ago, Roy can now breathe threw his nose, we have to go back in 2 weeks for the final examination, but all looks to be good.