My own fault

Yes it is.  I freely admit it.

I wanted to play ball, and play ball we did.  For ages.  Until I was so tired I just plopped on the carpet in the front room (which is forbidden territory), and went fast asleep.

Which is where HE caught me unawares - still with my ball alongside.

And bless him, he didn't wake me up - no he did not.  He let me sleep until I waked up of my own accord.  Which I did quite quickly on account of I needed to go outside.

And when you've got to go, you've got to go.  You know how it is.