Gaze deep into my eyes

... and you WILL give me a treat. Repeat after me - treats for Mishy... treats for Mishy.

Which brings me to a point. My name is Mishka, right?

No, not right. Depending on the moment they are:

Mishikins
Mish-Mop
Mish
Mishy
Mishles (I have no idea where that one came from)
Mishy-moo

Oh, and there's just one more

yer Muppet! Usually in conjunction with: come on - yer Muppet.

I only ever get called MISHKA when I'm in trouble.

No wonder I'm confused.

In other news - Ernie isn't here today, so I am occupying myself trotting around after HER, and making a nuisance of myself.