Overheard conversation at hospital today between a mother, son (10ish) and doctor.

....well he's not been well for a couple off days now, I'd like him checked out.

what are his symptoms?

Well he's got a sore throat and a bit of a runny nose, haven't you?

Yeah, (sniff, sniff)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hopefully a leather suppository was prescribed to both parent and child