IT MIGHT AS WELL RAIN UNTIL SEPTEMBER

Aching muscles                             Tick
Flu-like symptoms                         Tick
Blood test                                        Tick
Antibiotics for 2 weeks                 another tic
Stay out of the sun                        Tick
Hair loss - will be hard to detect
No alcohol                                       Tick
Weight loss - hopeful
Holiday souvenir                            Tick
Bloody Scottish tick

Poor G. Though he came up with the title so there is a sense of humour still present. Unless we have a heatwave.