Mothering Sunday

The number of customers at this wonderful outdoor eatery is exactly equal to the number of gifts and/or messages that my wife has received from her two sons on the occasion of Mother's day.

The excuse for the cafe is that there was a sub-zero windchill factor. The excuse from our boys has yet to emerge.

Both girls were great - cards, chocs, DVDs, posters....

So yet another Mothers day has almost gone and the ungrateful little scrotes have failed to respond - again.

I don't know where they get it from...

....that reminds me, I haven't phoned my mother yet.