Shed - Day 1

Number of hours labour - 7
Cut fingers - 5
Pages of "instructions" completed - 5
Pages still to complete - 8
Expletives not deleted - 2,479
Minutes from today's finishing time that next door's children began to sing "If You're Happy And You Know It, Clap Your Hands" - 25

Extra photo shows some of the parts still to be attached.

As if that wasn't bad enough, it was discovered today that, whilst I was trying to follow advice over the phone from an electrician the other day, I had unplugged the freezer, to see if that was the circuit causing the problem. It wasn't but guess what I omitted then to do?

Number of items of no longer frozen food thrown away, shared with neighbours or to be eaten in random meal combinations over the next few days - 65.