I demand my Indian summer

We've been robbed your honour. We were promised an amazing summer, and we didn't get it so I demand an Indian one. Don't tell me that those couple of days were it. They were nice, but they were mere apéritifs to what was foretold, so na-ah.

Today felt suspiciously like a new season was starting to kick in, and I'm not the slightest bit ready for it. So, with all apologies to India and all that, please send over your summer asap. Thanks.

C