Bird Splatter

Not a hugely inspiring or eye-catching photo this but if you squint closely at this you'll see it's not just a bad shot of a smudgy window or a feathery Rorschach test.

Obviously those window decals indicating there's a big lump of glass in that hole there didn't get paid much attention by the poor bird that tried to fly along the corridor at work this morning. It obviously got one helluva shock too judging by the accompanying instantaneous and expansive bowel evacuation visible there.

And, yes, I did have a look down below to see if there was a stunned looking seagull spinning around dizzier than a newco Ranger's supporter rubbing it's head and squawking "F#"k me, that smarts..."