Attitude

Put The Boss into a Mall and then go off sho shopping and you never kno what is likely to happen. 
Well this did as The Bossess was checking out new footwear and left him (and me) too our own devices. The problem was the only device he had was his trusty fruitphone and looking at these leggy models had him on the floor in pana mode. 
The shop folk were impressed and came out to ask him if he would like a brochure so he had to explain himself and there was much laughter when the pic was shown.
It is never boring being out with him. Embarrassing yes but boring never! 

TT