Three'a a crowd

So this is Fred,back from out of space.I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face etc. We were just having 'the talk' when the human interrupted us. Stupid human. She actually said ' are you boys alright?' I didn't bother to reply. She thinks Fred is only back and using me for my food.I would happily give him all my food, it's not like she doesn't just give me another one if he scoffs my dinner. Anyway he didn't stay long, he went over towards the bowl but the human's bum was in his line of vision eclipsing the line of vision, so he 'll come back later, when he can see what I've got. We still need to finish the talk.... I want to know of he's been sniffing in another cat's kitchen...