Right said Fred

Ok,so this morning we were continuing with the 'talk' after last night's drama... when Fred rocked up again. I thought enough of this pussy footing around and I decided to casually walk over and give him a kiss on his ear. In the old days this was tolerated, nare say enjoyed, but now he wrinkles his mouth as I sink my nose into his pink ears and side steps me and heads towards...yep, my food! So this morning I had it out with him. The human heard some deep meowing as he explained himself to me...the whole ' it's not you it's me, but I still think your human is a great cook' 'Oh right so you admit I said... I can't believe you just said that Fred... She gets it from a pet shop! She doesn't even make or herself! ' Anyway she must have known we were talking about her in mid snap as she interrupted the 'talk' again. Maybe she is right to be concerned about my choices. I need to have a think. I want more from this relationship. I just can't believe Fred.