Safe Hands

It's nice that Poppy will happily come out for a walk and walk along hand in hand with her daddy. Alfie, on the other hand, is a completely different kettle of fish.
He didn't want to come with us so we said that was ok then when we were ready to go and said goodbye to him, he jumped up and shouted 'well I suppose I HAVE to come don't I, seeing as you're forcing me!!'
He then moaned and whinged all the way round and stomped right across a farmer's field in an effort to get back to the car as quickly as possible.
He was placated with a hamburger for lunch and a shandy with F1.
I think it's safe to come out now.