Perfect wife

Can't really speak.

When I try, it hurts.
Don't understand how the hell any sort of throat infection has managed to take hold when I am on so many antibiotics and other drugs.

When I stand the room spins.

When I sit, it hurts.

No work today which annoyed me enormously.

None tomorrow unless a miracle happens overnight.

Can't teach without a voice. Semaphore doesn't work with teenagers.

The only bright spot was finding out that my photo from the rocket launch had been made the front page image for the Tameside Reporter!