.......Have you got a light....

My friend(?) Maralyn brought this round for me the other day....so I don't fall in the water picking up fag ends.

D and V came to the quiz tonight and had a pop....I think Captain Nemo was the least offensive jibe.

Work colleagues are still having a go, especially the boss!

However............the boss might have over reached himself....he was having a go about not carping on, being perched on a seat etc....so I told him that there could be payback...at which he got all precious about not thinking I was baby who would have to get my own back....so I goaded him a bit more....I'm hoping he does turn up for briefing in the morning with snorkel and flippers....because I won't be there...it's my duty day...and he'll look a right knob!

Failing that there's always the kipper in the office....sorry hebs but some things just have to be done.

As for the rest of the comedians I have a very long memory....and an enormous reertoire of vengeance moves....so .... Be afraid, be very afraid.

In other news it has pee'd down all day....it will pee down all day tomorrow.....it's forcast to pee down on Saturday, the day the OLympic Torch passes.......but obn Sunday......it's going to pee down again....so another wet fishing match....and I've only just got all my gear clean and dry.

Das vidanya moy padruga.