ForthPorts

By ForthPorts

Haute Cuisine ! Presentation is All.

This snap of a poster in a window urging the passing throng in Falkirk to frequent a nearby purveyor of nourishing fare made me think.

A photographer set up this shot, probably took a few different angles, maybe varied the lighting, then an hour or two in photoshop, finally deciding that this was the one that was the best! Dear God, they'd get more business by taking this poster down!

I have produced some naff images in my time but this must be a photo nadir.

If this slop in a soggy box (you can see the grease soaking into the cardboard) has you drooling uncontrollably I could be persuaded to divulge the exact location.

Anyone find the salad? Perhaps the salad is the onion ring! (well it is a vegetable). Wait a minute! An onion ring? That's not on the list. What if you were onion ring intolerant? That's just irresponsible.

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