Monster!

Huge.
Enormous.
Roaring noisy.

And if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, the ankles get it!

Er, it's actually none of the above, except it really will hurt if it runs into you by mistake.

Lewis Hamilton.
He got run into by mistake today.
Oh boy, I felt for him. Sooooo bad.

Maldonado ought to be placed at the back of the grid come Silverstone.
And I bet Hamilton is still thumping things as I write this!