Appleman

Our freezer is down the garden in the garage, because it's a big, old, chest freezer.
Tesco was due to deliver between 10pm-11pm tonight and I knew it would be dark.
So having learnt lessons in the past, whilst it was still light, I cleared the path down to the freezer of doggy poo, collecting some of the windfall along the way.

I would really not like one of those giant apples to fall on someone's head. It would be a knock-out.