UKULELE BRIDGE

Warning - am being a wee bad-ass here - so forgiveness would be appreciated OK?

We have a nameless colleague here with a piece of paper which says he has a Master's Degree in Guitar Making. Well done him!

Trouble is - a piece of paper doesn't make good guitars. For the last two years he's been trying to make a ukulele for his five year old son who is much more interested in the electric guitar.

For the last month he's been struggling with this little bridge involving much creative invective.

Feel kind of guilty that I haven't the welly to tell him he'd be better off as a gigolo.