Storms

A sudden squall of wind and horizontal rain sweeps across the The Meadows as the luckless pedestrian tussles with her umbrella blown outside in.

His Lordship and I took advantage of a hiatus in the weather to exit for some food shopping. As most of you know, food shopping is not something HL and I do well together, and so it was today at the unmanned checkout of the local Lidl that the matrimonial storm erupted. I won't go into details, suffice it to say that the man in my life has taken an oath on the Bible, conveniently found by me, that he will never ever go food shopping with me again. Never ever. You heard it from here first.

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