Apathy rush

The paradoxically exciting main feature of the day was its total lack of excitement. 

No panic buttons pressed, no raised voices, no emails marked "extremely urgent", no escalations, no back-stabbing, no front-stabbing, no side-stabbing.

Give me boredom over stress. Any time! 

Long gone are the adrenaline-junkie days.

White-water rafting, my fluffy (wet) arse.
Sky-diving, yeah roight. 
Stage diving at an Iggy Pop concert, no thanks mate. 

Give me 8 hours' sleep. A commute with a seat  and no delays. A quiet day at work. A hot meal in the evening. 

I'm buzzing. 
I've got the apathy rush!