Restore (mistake) factory settings

Yesterday's hiatus could only be a glitch in the great scheme of things. 
All was reassuringly back to normal today. 

- Emails that start and end with exclamation marks- check
- Emails that start with !!!! IMPORTANT!!! READ FIRST - check
- Deadlines set for yesterday morning - check
- Tactical CCing of someone higher up in the food chain - check
- Tactical removing of a Tuna Class manager from the CC line in an email - check
- Back-stabbing - check
- Begging - check
- Moronic queries - check
- Low-hanging fruits - check
- Front-stabbling - check
- Comical expectations - check 
- Incompetence buried underneath a 0.0001 mm layer of buzzwords - check
- Side-stabbing - check 
- 122 minute video call - check (I counted each and everyone of them) 
- Reporting on an emergency rather than tackling an emergency - check 
- Roping in more steak holders - check 
- Keeping them in the loop - check 
- SaaSy conversations - check 
- Deep-diving - check 
- Shit-creek exploration - check
- With a paddle? - oops, bollix...