It didn't fit!

We're having a xmas party.

We needed a santa suit.

Last year we borrowed a santa suit. This year we thought we'd borrow it again. Very grateful to our lender i set off to meet her.

It got a little tricky because i left my mobile phone elsewhere so didn't have it. My lender is a very reliable source so I didn't expect a problem, however we were meeting in an area which has been flooded recently and my poor reliable lender was stuck in traffic in asda car park unable to meet me. I waited half an hour then gathered my lender would be trying to ring but as my phone was 10 miles away i didn't pick up her 20 calls and 15 text messages!(neither did I hear my alarm go off at 7.15am the next morning and as I have 3 snoozes set on it, it didn't relent and woke my poor old dad!).

So santa suit not delivered to me but my kind lender dropped it off at santa's house so all was good. Or so I thought.

How wrong, santa has put a stone on.

It didn't fit!!