Driving A Round....

Was it Mark Twain who muttered darkly about golf being a good walk spoiled?

What a numpty.....he'd clearly never been to The Rusacks, or The Marine or Gleneagles (I'm talking about the 19th holes here, not the previous 18......)

You may not think it look at me, but I'm very good at the driving bit of golf. People often ask me how it's done, and being a sharing sort, I'm happy to show them....

You just aim for the next green, focus........and put your foot down hard on the pedal!

(Well of course I don't actually play.............those checked jumpers would never suit me...)