Bah Humbug ...

...they said, because I didn't go to the work Christmas lunch. Well no-one's got a bigger Christmas spirit than me as this jumper proves. The fact that I prefer a night of rampant boozing, clubbing and people passing out by the dustbin to an overpriced lunch really has nothing to do with it.

 I hear they had a good time though, which is all that matters. And I caught up on a few things whist eating stilton and mince pies.

As for the rest:

There is no rest. That's Christmas for you ...